Anne Taintor

	Coin Purses "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it born to be wild honey, you couldn't handle half of me she could see no good reason to act her age

	ID Cases she had not yet decided whether to use her power for good or evil she had every intention of making the same mistake twice why yes, I am overqualified steal my identity please damn straight I keep score someone was going to have to set a bad Example

	Key Chains and best of all is the matching thong domestically disabled honey, you couldn't handle half of me "high maintenance" doesn't begin to cover it I dreamed my whole house was clean I love not camping medicated and motivated my garden kicks ass of course it buys happiness she had every intention of making the same mistake twice she thought of him fondly as "Plan B" why yes I am overqualified

	Magnetic Notepads because I'm the mother that's why "high maintenance" doesn't begin to cover it make your own damn dinner stop me before I volunteer again you'll eat it you'll eat it and like it!

	Note Pad Cases had she really hit Relpy to All?!?!? just file it under "who cares?" someone called about something... stop me before I volunteer again why yes I am overqualified

	Refrigerator Magnets all the baking soda in the world could not mask the scent of her despair An Attitude Is A Terrible Thing To Waste And Best Of All Is The Matching Thong Because I'm The Mother That's Why Bite Me Born To Be Wild funny I don't recall asking, for your opinion Going To Have To Set A Bad Example Guess Where I'm Tattooed has anyone seen my hormones? Honey You Couldnt Handle Half Of Me housework rules! I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices I Dreamed My Whole House Was Clean I Love Not Camping if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape? Then yes, I'm happy inner beauty is for amateurs it was the best rebound relationship ever! Its Not Easy Being Easy Looking For Trouble? Look No Further Make Your Own Damn Dinner martinis they're not just for breakfast anymore Must Be 5 O'Clock Somewhere My Garden Kicks Ass not all bad girls wear black now that he had bought the cow, the milk was going to be extraodinarily expensive old enough to know better too young to give a rat's ass remember, sweetheart mommy loves you, but she doesn't have to like you say it with carbohydrates she could hardly wait to regret this she could never remember which was better safe? or sorry? She Could No Longer Pretend He Wasn't An Idiot she had every intention of making the same mistake twice she had no intention of suffering alone she had not yet decided whether to use her power for good or for evil she thought of him fondly as "Plan B" she was living proof that looks could be deceiving She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right Stop Me Before I Volunteer Again ta-daa! Now let's have a cocktail the real "mystery" was why she married his fat ass in the first place together we will own your grandparents what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand? whoever said "less is more" had probably never had quite enough "more" why do dishes when you can do daiquiris? WOW! I Get To Give Birth & Change Diapers You be Thelma. I'll be Louise. You Can't TiVo This, Honey! You'll Eat It You'll Eat It And Like It New for 2009 a real friend will help you hide the body waitressing: career choice of the stars! you mess with the kitty, you feel the claws I believe the word you're searcing for is "divine" errand housecleaning dinner at five how does he do it? if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again gosh heavens, Betty, not again! You mooched a condom from me just last night she admired his ability to rise to the occasion and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went sraight to bed. The End. She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right Magnet spit in your soup? why ever would I do that? I should come with a warning label who says children need to eat every day? but honey decision-making is women's work it's called a "condom" Daddy write it down

	Sticky Notes all this and a paycheck too and to think that I'm only using one-tenth of my brain! can I retire now? do the words "gifted and talented" mean anything to you? has anyone seen my hormones? honey, you couldn't handle half of me I dreamed my whole desk was clean I love not camping just file it under "who cares?" medicated & motivated more paperwork please she could see no good reason to act her age she kind of enjoyed working for an idiot she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her someone called about something stop me before I volunteer again surely it must be five o'clock somewhere think of me as a challenge why yes I am overqualified

	Coaster Sets Conscience / Alleged / Special Needs Thelma / Trouble / Mothers Daiquiris / Five O'clock / Martinis #%&@*!! / Ctrl+Alt+Delete / Reply To All Mother Right / Ta-daa! / Happy Hour Not Camping / Be Wild / High Maintenance

	Mouse Pads she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her why yes, I am overqualified someone called about something stop me before I volunteer Again #%&@*!!!!! had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?